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Exotic PartnersIt was during the second year of our marriage that I realised my wife was a large monitor lizard.Exotic Partners
It was one of those funny little revelations that creeps up on one over time. I think the first clue came when she decided to hibernate for the three winter months. At first it did not arouse my suspicions. After all I myself enjoyed a lie-in, and had once slept in three whole hours past the alarm - on a weekday! - so I did not think it particularly note-worthy when she tucked herself in at the start of December and remained there until late February. Still, it aroused in me some small seed of doubt - for I had never bef
What A Pain
Ghost-like
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\"when life gives you lemons, go to the person that gave u life and punch the everloving shit out of em\"
\"before you have
what you want you
work to get it.But
when you get it
it looses its role
of motivation\"-Wen M
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I find your lack of pants disturbing.
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Tell her not to look for me.
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I find your lack of pants disturbing.
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絶望した
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"La vita è vita...Che sia avvolta da pelle, piume, o scaglie." (Babylon 5)
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born in an oil drum.
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